I need a new shampoo. Because if this is the hair style that's hip and happening and that's worn by the users of this shampoo, I'm so not that.
And, while we're at it, I think I'm in need of new swim masks for the kids. Because when you need to put "NOT A LIFESAVING DEVICE" on a swim mask, you've clearly gone over the edge.
That, my friends, is all I've got in me today.
[The title? You remember the Warren Beatty film "Shampoo," yes? Okay, when I say "remember" that might imply I actually saw it. I didn't. But I could have. If that were my type of film. When I was that age. Which is an age quite a bit younger than my current age. Like 32 years younger.]