Friday, September 28, 2007

The Bare Truth: Haiku Friday


Millions of women

collectively show their wares

so Bill can get off.


That's right, Bill, it's all about you. We breastfeed in public because we enjoy turning men on.


[It's Haiku Friday. Do join in.]

9 comments:

WorksForMom said...

Absolutely. Perfect.

Jeni said...

You sure do know how to turn a phrase! Good one, very good.

Mishelle said...

Bill Maher is stupid
I've always dislike him so
Breastfeeding is a gift!

Toni said...

Breastfeeding rocks, Bill;
You are an a$$, don't you know?
I hope you're cancelled!

Mandy said...

I haven't the faintest idea who Bill Maher is -- I thought you were probably referring to Clinton assuming it was some american politician.

Which particular Bill was intended is irrelevant though as the poem works even though one doesn't know.

Anonymous said...

HA! That is great.

Thanks for visiting me too...

Gina said...

Very nice! I suck
at haiku. I always think
I could do better.

Kelly said...

Bill Maher prefers his breasts fake and non-lactating, of course. Nevermind their real purpose!

Maria said...

I sat there confused. I thought you meant Bill Clinton! And I kept thinking, "Where is it written that he gets off on breastfeeding moms?"

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