You know da rules? I give you the names of two people. You have to choose which one you would jump. Do not let your sexual orientation get in the way of playing. Do not let the living status of the options get in your way. You must choose one of the two. Suicide is not an option. “Jump,” of course, is a polite way of saying “having your way with sexually.” (But you knew that, didn't you?)
Jump One is Rosie O’Donnell, former
Jump Two is Whoopi Goldberg, brand new
Who’s it gonna be? Jump One?
Or Jump Two?
Dude, I know I’m turning people off with these choices. I really just want to say, “Monty, I’ll take Door #3.” But that ain’t the purpose of the game, is it? We have to hold our collective noses and choose. So don’t jump to another blog, people. Choose. I choose Whoopi. I can’t believe I just typed those words. But at least she had the decency to say she had been wrong.
So, with no Door #3, who you going to jump? And don’t say “Off a cliff.”
[O’Donnell photo from PacificCitizen.org; Goldberg photo from MSN.com.]