Friday, November 16, 2007

Bye-bye Barry: Haiku Friday

Bye-bye Barry!
Indictment unsealed.
No more intentional walks
for you Mr. Bonds.

Happy dance for me
and high hopes that inept feds
throw his Highness out.

Here’s to you, Barry Bonds! Hope you’re going down.

Do check out the haiku over at
Haiku Friday.

[Photo courtesy Kim Komenich, San Francisco Chronicle.]

21 comments:

Secret Agent Mama said...

I'm so news stunted...what did he do?

Also thank you for turning me on to One Deep Breath!

susiej said...

Very good. This is our huge game -- everyone's going crazy around here.

Patois said...

Mr. Bobblehead himself took steroids and lied about it. Oh, excuse me, I should say he is alleged to have taken steroids and then lied about it.

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

I'm so excited. Get off your high horse, assmunch. You suck! I forgive Pete Rose. He seems remorseful. YOU? Better not bend over to pick up soap in your federal pound me in the ass prison!! At least, that's where I hope you are heading you dumbass perjuror! GREAT KU!! I HATE ME SOME LYING SOB PRETTY BOY!

Maddy said...

Ooo those Haiku's make my brain ache. Well done you.
Cheers

Florinda said...

I share your feelings on this one, but you said it SO much better than I ever could!

Gina said...

I hate Barry Bonds with a white hot passion. Always have.

Long live the asterisk!

Steph said...

Great Ku! I dont follow baseball much, but my hubby hates him.

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

Amen!!! Amen!!!! Down with Bonds!!

WorksForMom said...

My favorite ku of all time Patios. Barry, you suck ROCKS! Whenever I see him, I think he's one big phony. BLEH!

dana said...

Wow...I didn't know Barry got busted!

Toni said...

Well said!

cate said...

neener neener neener! thought you were above the law, eh???
what a dumbass!

great Haiku!

Minnesotablue said...

The steroid king is done! There is some justice after all!

D... said...

Please let justice be served!

Serina Hope said...

I sure hope they get him. This was great.

Jeni said...

Amen, amen, amen!

Bren said...

That haiku rocks!

Happy dance for me too! Let's see how many dingers he hits over the prison wall.

Bubba's Sis said...

I, too, hope he's going DOWN! He's a cheater cheater punkin eater, if you ask me. Or should that be cheater cheater steroid eater?

Say goodbye to the Hall of Fame, Barry.

Amy said...

couldn't have said it better!

tegdirb92 said...

beautifully written!!

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