Friday, January 18, 2008

Call the Vatican: It's a Miracle

I wandered into the kids' bathroom yesterday, and what did I find? This:

A full toilet paper roll. Yes, I did. And I found this, too:

What does it all mean? It means that one of my children actually changed the roll of toilet paper when the old one had run out. Yes, one of my children. It brought tears to my eyes. Thank goodness there was tissue for me to dab the tears away.

How Will it End?

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