Thursday, November 13, 2008

"Nicees Mother Ever"


Recognizing that we're all busy people, allow me to translate Youngest's Story from six-year-old-ese to English:


Once there was a little boy named Jake. And he was 10 years old. He had an obnoxious older brother named Eldest. And a sister that was a doofball butt. But the nicest mother ever. And the food was great. The breakfast. The dinner. The lunch. And the dessert was the greatest dessert in the world.


The kid's got talent for weaving a tale, don't he? Just like his old lady.


9 comments:

Tara R. said...

That is an awesome story. LMAO... good to know where you stand in the family. Nicely done mom.

Maggie May said...

that is AWESOME!

it's all about the food, baby.

MamaGeek @ Works For Us said...

He is SO you, you do realize that, right? :)

D... said...

I will be reading his novels one day.

jenica said...

awesome! hehe.

xoxo

Lori the eco-artist said...

Nice to know your cooking skills are still intact from those gourmet collage days.

Jillie Bean (AKA Bubba's Sis) said...

Well, if my kids ever write glowing stories about me, they surely won't include my cooking!! Ha!

Anonymous said...

And does this brilliant tale-teller, really love your food?

Anonymous said...

Doofball butt. Thank you for this gift to my lexicon.

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