Yeah, yeah, what about my civic duty? Civic duty be damned, I say. What a relief to see this tonight:
Juror ID: XXXXXXXXX
Juror Name: PATOIS
Based on your status, there is no action required by you at this time. If you have any questions, please contact the Marin Superior Court Jury Services office at 415/473-6063 during the regular workday (M-F, 8:30 am – 4:00 pm) or via e-mail to email@example.com.
Thankfully, I won't be having to worry about any bench warrants being issued for me. At least any relating to ditching jury duty.