All you pretenders
to my throne, bow down in awe:
Earth's Stinkiest Mom.
The damnation rained down upon me by Youngest last night struck my funny bone. [Don't worry, it wasn't my bad arm.] Why, for God's sake, am I the Stinkiest Mom on Earth? Because I intervened when Youngest was being his Stinkiest Kid on Earth self.
This 'ku came to mind, of course, since I know how much mothers vie to out-worst each other. For today, I am the wiener.
Now, go hie your wannabee selves over to A Mommy Story for Haiku Friday.