We're a classy bunch.
Sitting around the table enjoying Pete's made-from-scratch blueberry, banana and plain pancakes Sunday morning, someone sneezes. After saying "God bless you," I mention that women who have had children pee a little every time they sneeze.
"Especially if they've given birth naturally," I say.
"Oh, Mom peed on you," Eldest says to Daughter. [Daughter was a result of a VBAC; Eldest and Youngest were both yanked via the Julius mode.]
"No, no, no. I mean not when the baby is in you. I mean from then on, after the baby is born. Unless you do the right exercises. And it's worse the more children you have. Like if you had five."
"That's your mom!"
Sorry, mom, but I think it's safe to say that the kids are going to laugh uproariously the next time you visit and happen to sneeze. And, if you're sitting down when you sneeze, they'll likely check your chair once you stand up.
[Image swiped from MacombCountyMI.gov. And aren't you just laughing that there's an image such as this titled "Woman Sneezing"?]