Okay, all you hep Mac users. Hit me with your best shot.
I got a new Dell computer the other day. Pete bought it and gave it to me as an early birthday present when I went ape-sh&t with the abacus I had been using a few days ago. He had purchased it a week earlier and was waiting until my birthday. Hearing my complaints -- loudly and incessant -- he went down to the cave and retrieved it and the kids said, "Happy birthday."
And I was happy. For about four days. Now? My brand spankin' new computer has hung up and won't start because it's trying to upgrade itself 'cause it's smart like that.
I have a toddler on my hands again. You know, the ones who think they can do something far above their abilities. This one, though? I can hit.