As Jon Lovitz would say, "Yeah. That's the ticket."
Toward the end of last year, I bemoaned the elementary school's reaction to some (purported) homeless people hanging out in the creek in the wooded area behind the neighborhood park and the school. Folks at the school had been taking to calling the police to complain about people being there. On. Public. Property. Not. On. School. Property. And not doing anything that would make a *rational* parent uncomfortable.
I bitched about it here.
It occurred to me -- thanks to an F&B friend who remembers my life far better than I do -- that one possible solution to the problem I spoke about yesterday (regarding the wingnut with the blue Prius) is to call the cops and say a homeless man is near the campus.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
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