“I’ve known the Pacific Ocean is the biggest ocean since I was 2.”
“Moooooooooom, it’s a figure of speech. It means I’ve known for a long, long time.”
What 7-year-old demon spawn understands "figure of speech," you say?
I mentioned to Eldest the other night that I had a fairly wide open day Friday. Writer that he is, he wondered if I would perhaps like a wri...