“I’ve known the Pacific Ocean is the biggest ocean since I was 2.”
“Moooooooooom, it’s a figure of speech. It means I’ve known for a long, long time.”
What 7-year-old demon spawn understands "figure of speech," you say?
We shipped the very heavy, very expensive-to-ship box that contains a treasure trove of photos and mementos that my Mom had stored in her ga...