“I’ve known the Pacific Ocean is the biggest ocean since I was 2.”
“Moooooooooom, it’s a figure of speech. It means I’ve known for a long, long time.”
What 7-year-old demon spawn understands "figure of speech," you say?
I can't remember when I first put up a protest sign on the freeway overpass near me. It must be going on two years now. It was seeing ...