“I’ve known the Pacific Ocean is the biggest ocean since I was 2.”
“Moooooooooom, it’s a figure of speech. It means I’ve known for a long, long time.”
What 7-year-old demon spawn understands "figure of speech," you say?
Aunt Micki's husband died about five years ago. They had been married for more than 50 years, and she had dedicated the last seven or so...