How's this for a last-day-of-the-decade task? Archive. Yeah, I've not done that in, oh, all of 2009. So I scanned through each month to kill two birds with one stone. Enjoy (or not). Blessings in the coming year and decade to you and yours.
January: The post where I admit I am a wuss and I do believe in ghosts.
February: Where I ask for some economic stimulus help to come my way.
March: WTF with the hairy tongue?
April: Well paid assholes defaulting on their homes.
May: Aw, freak out.
June: My parenting philosophy. Really.
July: Hey, sometimes I'm actually a GOOD parent.
August: Because this really makes me laugh.
September: Cue Streisand singing "The Way We Were" with this one.
October: Totally ripped off from the infamous Beck of Frog and Toad Are Still Friends with this one.
November: Because I can't work in the line, "Ah, Achmed, they blow up so fast," I'll just have to be content with saying they grow up so fast.
December: The past is here.