User (Name) Beware

I sold a gentleman's small briefcase on ebay recently. [Okay, yeah, it was a man purse, okay? And, no, it wasn't Pete's. Seriously. No shit. It was a brand spankin' new man purse. A Greek original, it was. Lovely leather. Ahhhhh, how bovine the leather smelled. It was that unused.]

I was so totally puzzled by the winner's user name. No, that's not right. I wasn't puzzled. I was outraged. Yes, I experienced bona fide outrage at the name. [For reasons which may become obvious, I've changed the user name.]

The user name?

Lars is Nazi.

Excuse me? A Nazi?

Running through my head, of course, is, "What the f$%k would a Nazi be doing with a man purse?"

Screech.

The real user name?

Larsissnazy.

Lars is Snazy.

[Misspelled "Snazzy," by the way, there, you purse-carrying Nazi.]

And doesn't a Snazzy Snazy Lars with a man purse make far more sense than a Nazi Lars with a man purse?