Tuesday, February 2, 2010

User (Name) Beware


I sold a gentleman's small briefcase on ebay recently. [Okay, yeah, it was a man purse, okay? And, no, it wasn't Pete's. Seriously. No shit. It was a brand spankin' new man purse. A Greek original, it was. Lovely leather. Ahhhhh, how bovine the leather smelled. It was that unused.]

I was so totally puzzled by the winner's user name. No, that's not right. I wasn't puzzled. I was outraged. Yes, I experienced bona fide outrage at the name. [For reasons which may become obvious, I've changed the user name.]

The user name?

Lars is Nazi.

Excuse me? A Nazi?

Running through my head, of course, is, "What the f$%k would a Nazi be doing with a man purse?"

Screech.

The real user name?

Larsissnazy.

Lars is Snazy.

[Misspelled "Snazzy," by the way, there, you purse-carrying Nazi.]

And doesn't a Snazzy Snazy Lars with a man purse make far more sense than a Nazi Lars with a man purse?

3 comments:

CrAzY Working Mom said...

OMG, you so totally cracked me up with that post..."you purse carrying nazi"! Bwaha!!

CrAzY Working Mom said...

OMG, you so totally cracked me up with that post..."you purse carrying nazi"! Bwaha!!

CrAzY Working Mom said...

That was so funny, I guess I needed to say it twice. heh heh Sorry 'bout that.

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