Tuesday, March 2, 2010

And I'm Anti-Christian, Too! But I'm not the Anti-Christ. I Swear to...oh, Right.

In addition to being a racist and an elitist and a bitch, I am clearly anti-Christian as well.

People, people, people. If you have one of these on your mini-vans, only yours shows you have six kids:



You don't also need to clutter the van with this:



We get it. We get it.


[Photos courtesy of places I'm not going to say because then they'll likely be annoyed that I used them and send me nasty emails or sign me up for even more Viagra and porn products and I really have enough of those. Although, frankly, those two do seem to go together, yeah?]

5 comments:

mayberry said...

But, you know - maybe they just have a pet goldfish.

Dee Martin said...

I just want a sign that says "I have LOTS of insurance!"

wait...

Patois said...

Damn, you people are quick.

Mayberry? Hilarious.

Dee? What a dreamy idea!

Janet said...

I am laughing SO hard right now.
What I love around here is that fish next to all the "Friends of Coal" stickers on the giant Cadillac SUVs that speed through the school zones.

lildb said...

well, hello there, hero-lady.

this post is my favorite.

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