We've had the Wii Fit Plus for all of five or six days now. I was in first place in nearly all of the games.
But only because I played first.
Those children of mine? And that scrawny, in-shape older sister of mine?
Kicking my butt on every single game.
Except I just tried the golf for the first time. Champion. Yeah, I said "Champion."
Eldest's reaction when I told him? "Well, yeah, because you're old."
This from the same kid who said I didn't have to lose weight. Why? "Because you're old."