Monday, March 22, 2010

Pointing a Finger

Scene: The second grade class of the fabulous Mrs. N. Twenty kids are filing in after lunch, putting away their lunchboxes and settling down to do their silent reading.

Boy 1: Mrs. N.! Mrs. N.!

Mrs. N.: What is it, Boy 1?

Boy 1: Girl 1 raised her middle finger at me!

Boy 2: Mrs. N.! Mrs. N.! Do you know that that means? I know what it means. It means...

Mrs. N.: Boy 2, that's enough. Get your book and start reading.

Boy 2: But Mrs. N., if you raise your middle finger that means...

Mrs. N.: Now! Not another word. Girl 1, come here.

Girl 1: Yes, Mrs. N.

Mrs. N.: Girl 1, did you raise your middle finger at Boy 1?

Girl 1: Yes, but I didn't mean it. I was only kidding.

Blackout.

Heh heh heh. And, no, none of the kids involved were Youngest. Which is why I'm able to say, "Heh heh heh."

2 comments:

Tara R. said...

Where do the kids these days get this stuff? hmmmm?

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Kids are awesome!

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