Monday, March 22, 2010

Pointing a Finger

Scene: The second grade class of the fabulous Mrs. N. Twenty kids are filing in after lunch, putting away their lunchboxes and settling down to do their silent reading.

Boy 1: Mrs. N.! Mrs. N.!

Mrs. N.: What is it, Boy 1?

Boy 1: Girl 1 raised her middle finger at me!

Boy 2: Mrs. N.! Mrs. N.! Do you know that that means? I know what it means. It means...

Mrs. N.: Boy 2, that's enough. Get your book and start reading.

Boy 2: But Mrs. N., if you raise your middle finger that means...

Mrs. N.: Now! Not another word. Girl 1, come here.

Girl 1: Yes, Mrs. N.

Mrs. N.: Girl 1, did you raise your middle finger at Boy 1?

Girl 1: Yes, but I didn't mean it. I was only kidding.


Heh heh heh. And, no, none of the kids involved were Youngest. Which is why I'm able to say, "Heh heh heh."


Tara R. said...

Where do the kids these days get this stuff? hmmmm?

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Kids are awesome!

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