With seventh grade science comes a discussion of genes. Last night, Eldest's assignment was to conduct a census of the household on a number of traits, including:
Hairy vs. hairless fingers
Widow's peak vs. no widow's peak
Curly hair vs. straight hair
Cleft chin vs. no cleft chin
Dimples vs. no dimples
And, most important to this post, attached earlobes vs. detached earlobes.
I am an attached soul surrounded by a sea of detached people. And making fun of their detached lobes is purely delicious. 'Cause I'm a bitch like that. [It's one of my most dominant traits.]
If you're looking to ridicule your own detached earlobe offspring, give me a holler and I'll share my best zingers.
[Photo courtesy ScienceBuddies.org.]
[And, yes, if I were the only detached earlobe person, I'd be making fun of their attached earlobes. Get over your detached selves.]