Cookie monsters, that is. Yes, we're pimping our wares outside the Blockbuster, right next to the Zombieland poster.
"Mom, why would Abigail Breslin do that movie?"
"She's a whore, honey. That's what movie stars do."
Okay, I won't win on the verbal parenting skills, but at least I'm present.
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I don't think I've ever used the word whore, but I am pretty blunt with my kids too. Sometimes I get this reaction: "MOM!!!!"
Are cookies more expensive out there or are you scammin' folks for 50 cents?
Okay, I didn't really use that word. And she doesn't know her from Little Miss Sunshine; she knows her from Nim's Island and some American Girl movie, which is why she thought Breslin was so clean and pure. I did say she's an actress, and they'll do anything for a role.
Although I'd LOVE to scam folks for extra money, $4 is the going rate here. Do you mean to say they sell for just $3.50 in other parts of the country?
In other words, Girl Scouts is not unlike Abigail Breslin?
They sell for $3.50 here in the Southeast. I only know Abigail Breslin from the "Santa Clause 3" movie.
I think blunt is good. Remind me I said that when it comes back to bite me in the butt.
It's me again. I think they are $3.50 in Atlanta. I haven't bought any though.
P.S. The Blockbusters are going belly-up here.
Yep, $3.50 in Texas, too. But I'd pay $4. :)
*Say the following out loud as if you're a zombie in search of brains.*
Ah-hem.
THIN MINTS. THIN MINTS!!!!!!
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