What, precisely, does Daughter do online? I mean, besides play on the Webkinz site and view a handful of music videos endlessly, singing along as if no one can hear her? She visits the YouTube sites of "friends" she's made online. [Why do I feel compelled to put quotation marks around "friends" when talking about her online pals but don't do the same when I'm talking about mine? Blodder for another day.]
She also found the Build Your Wild Self from the New York Zoos and Aquarium, which she promptly emailed to me.
Totally irresistible, yes? I had to create my own, yes?
Yes. Patois, the hiss-dog-bush-octo-iger-ish-rat.