Yesterday started out looking fabulous.
Before the coffee was finished brewing, though, it took a turn for the worse.
Let's hear it for anyone who likes to unclog a toilet first thing in the morning! Anyone?
At least I managed to down a cup of coffee before discovering the raccoons had been in my garbage and strewn it all around the street. For the second week in a row.
I never got to that second cup of coffee, though, regardless of how much I deserved it after picking up the trash in the street and in the driveway and in the yard.
Because after washing my hands after that episode, I let the dog in, just in time to discover she had rolled around in shit.
Three strikes before 8 a.m.