This is what Daughter brought me a few weeks ago, telling me she wanted her birthday cake to look just like this:
Sure, honey. That's going to happen. Never. Because I have no skills whatsoever.
Joanne was over about a week ago, and she saw the picture. "Do you want me to make this?" she asked.
Do I ever!
Look at the results.
See the dolphin candle Daughter's BFF fashioned out of Sculpey?
See the jellyfish and blobfish and seaweed?
And it was delicious, too. I hope you're all rightfully envious.