Wednesday, January 19, 2011

The One Where I Laugh at My Own Jokes

Come on. You can't beat my tweet from last night.




What? Have you no sense of humor?


How about the email I sent, also last night, asking my fellow yard duty "moms" to step in for me today?


"I cannot do my before-school shift tomorrow, Wednesday, January 19, on the lower yard. Can anyone find it within the depths of their hearts (and their busy schedules) to cover me?

I'd have my husband do it, but ever since he got the capital murder conviction, the school district has said he can't cover for me. Sure, convicted murderers can't do yard duty but we'll put in DEATH TRAPS and call them 'playgrounds.'"

I know. I know. I really should have my own TV show.


5 comments:

Tara R. said...

Some people just can't take a joke.

mayberry said...

I'd totally watch it.

Magpie said...

Wait, Cheney *has* a heart? Can't get a transplant if you don't have one to begin with.

JTS said...

You really are too much! The Twitter was funny, the playground coverage request hilareous in view of your current struggles with the issue. God bless creative writers!!

Lori said...

You can be a guest on my TV show any time!!

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