Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Something Tells Me They're Not Eloping



The headline in the Marin Independent Journal this morning is "Coyote runs off with San Anselmo family's cat."


I know, I know, you're a cat lover and I'm a heartless bitch.


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Meanwhile, SFGate reported on the "dispatching" of a mountain lion in a Redwood City back yard yesterday.


And, no, I don't believe the mountain lion was sent anywhere in great haste.


And, yes, I know, I know, you're a cat lover and I'm a heartless bitch.



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I don't know what the New York Times might be reporting because I'm too cheap to pay $15 every four weeks to access its site and I hit my 20-free-article limit the second day.

I'll just have to be satisfied with reading about catastrophes of a local nature. (Hey, that's a double pun when only a single was intended.)

[Image swiped from some site who obviously swiped it from the original owner.]

4 comments:

Magpie said...

I'm a cat lover and a heartless bitch.

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Patois said...

And I am a magpie lover. Here's hoping clearing the cache and cookies will help in my pursuit of paying nothing for the Grey Lady.

Josie said...

I am a cat lover and still I found this post delightfully funny... very clever play with words!!

That Uncomfortable Itch said...

I'm a cat lover, but to hear of a cat running off with the coyote! It brings to mind a children's rhyme. Sad the cat doesn't make it past the dinner table....

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