Do you remember that "Friends" episode when Ross and the new girlfriend he hooked up with overseas are going back and forth on the telephone, each telling the other, "No, you hang up"? [Screw you. Too snooty for "Friends," are you?] Rachel grabs the damn phone out of Ross's hand and hangs it up.
That, my dear friends, is how I feel when I am listening to Daughter talk with her boyfriend. "I love you, too." "No, I love you more." "Yes, I do."
Oh, how I pine for the days the two of them merely texted back and forth or messaged back and forth on Facebook!
Hang up, already! Or, for God's sake, at least get out of my hearing range. Because, truly? Gag me.