The email from the principal of the high school Eldest graduated from in June and which Le Daughter will be a senior at next year and which Demon Spawn will start attending after Le Daughter graduates:
Hello SCHOOL MASCOT Family,
My response to him, just now:
Yes, I'm going to be THAT parent. It would have been great to know about this before my daughter went to put a lock on a locker two weeks ago. Of course, the lock was cut off. Which is fine. I get that. But it would have been even better to know this before you had the locks cut off. I'd have sent her down to remove it rather than have to go buy another lock.
Just one more thing. Has anyone considered making the district fix lockers so you have enough? When my eldest went four years ago, we had to repair a locker so he could have one. Yes, we did. We're handy like that.
Good god, I love email. Also? I love the district. I love all government workers. Said no Patty ever.